Such is the enduring quality of friendship, myself and Boland are reacquainted...

In this episode, Is Boland on the right track with his dinosaur music?

Boland = chilly silly billy

chilly silly billy says:

so you baught summat

chilly silly billy says:

bought

Woman of Property says:

YEYYYYYYY!!!

Woman of Property says:

mine all mine all mine all mine

Woman of Property says:

greedy Nanas

Woman of Property says:

all mine

chilly silly billy says:

did you keepo the receipt in case it is the wrong size?

Woman of Property says:

house all for me

Woman of Property says:

mine mine mine

Woman of Property says:

oh

Woman of Property says:

no i didnee

Woman of Property says:

yats

Woman of Property says:

it will be big enough

Woman of Property says:

i can fit my whole body through the door and sit in it and get my sandwiches in there and everything

Woman of Property says:

lucky Nanas

chilly silly billy says:

you're only very wee

Woman of Property says:

me and sandwiches and handbag

Woman of Property says:

i might even be able to squeeze in the odd skinny chum

Woman of Property says:

hows things with you?

chilly silly billy says:

you have skinny chums?

chilly silly billy says:

i am stressed

Woman of Property says:

Is your body and soul working in gleaming harmony with the universal way of things?

chilly silly billy says:

much work addooo

Woman of Property says:

I have 1 skinny chum

Woman of Property says:

I must find more

Woman of Property says:

You are stressed about work?

Woman of Property says:

Too much work?

Woman of Property says:

Difficult wrk?

chilly silly billy says:

yes

Woman of Property says:

Work that has an unpleasant smell?

Woman of Property says:

All the above?

chilly silly billy says:

sort of... songwriting/recording

chilly silly billy says:

i'll have to become more skinny

Woman of Property says:

but surely this is your lifes dream?

Woman of Property says:

your love?

Woman of Property says:

where your talaent lies?

Woman of Property says:

ahh!

Woman of Property says:

you are nearing skinniness

chilly silly billy says:

yes... but deadlines are always bad

Woman of Property says:

you may enter the house of Nanas for tea and biscuits

chilly silly billy says:

i am not

Woman of Property says:

deadlines are a heinous invention

chilly silly billy says:

i am full of pasta

Woman of Property says:

you are not nearing skininess?

Woman of Property says:

more pasta?

Woman of Property says:

yuck!

Woman of Property says:

no - yumm

chilly silly billy says:

and pesta

Woman of Property says:

but "ooooh, feel bloated"

chilly silly billy says:

pesto

Woman of Property says:

zats ok

Woman of Property says:

quack

Woman of Property says:

I liked yur ambient track

Woman of Property says:

Twas enjoyable in an ambient may

chilly silly billy says:

thank you.

Woman of Property says:

You are welcome in the house of Nanas for Tea and Biscuit and Pasta and Pesto

Woman of Property says:

with the pest

chilly silly billy says:

i am writing another piece that is about eating baby dinosaurs

Woman of Property says:

Nanas

Woman of Property says:

WHO!

Woman of Property says:

WHO WHO???

Woman of Property says:

Who ate that dinosaur

Woman of Property says:

And a baby one too!!!!

Woman of Property says:

so saaaaaaaadd

chilly silly billy says:

the other dinosaur... who is a killing machine

chilly silly billy says:

some of them have to be eaten and it is a failing of the bbc to kill any of the youngens

Woman of Property says:

why do you endorse this murderous project?

Woman of Property says:

naughty

Woman of Property says:

the bbc has run amuck with our license money again for sure for sure

chilly silly billy says:

i thought it was a problem with the bbc who try to depict eralism, but in the end it's all very american muck

Woman of Property says:

such tragedy for that baby dino to perish amid the joy of your tunes

Woman of Property says:

does the track fit?

chilly silly billy says:

nope.. there are no pictures since the baby always gets away... and this time it doesn't

Woman of Property says:

did dinosaurs originally perish to ambient musical tracks?

Woman of Property says:

oh no

Woman of Property says:

this time the baby will learn

chilly silly billy says:

this is orchestral... and yes they did

Woman of Property says:

big eyes and gurgling noises dont always hack it

chilly silly billy says:

it is already dead in a fit of clarinet playing

Woman of Property says:

How long does this funeral march last for?

Woman of Property says:

Is it a fast death?

Woman of Property says:

Or do clinky clonky bells drone on with each squirt of dino blood?

chilly silly billy says:

it is chased and the deathness lasts for a couple of seconds... and then the killer eats and leaves the rest for the gathering scavengers

Woman of Property says:

"dead in a fit of clarinet playing"

chilly silly billy says:

nope

Woman of Property says:

hmn, I might imagine clamouring cymbals for the scavengers

chilly silly billy says:

no blips on guitars

Woman of Property says:

frantic clanking of tinny stuff

Woman of Property says:

blips?

chilly silly billy says:

they are very cautious

Woman of Property says:

Is that all?

Woman of Property says:

But this is a rare feast surely?

chilly silly billy says:

that get louder

Woman of Property says:

A fresh baby dino

chilly silly billy says:

but they are still weary

Woman of Property says:

Even the babies must be of a medium to large meal size

Woman of Property says:

blips?

Woman of Property says:

no!

Woman of Property says:

clanking unnerving tinny noises

chilly silly billy says:

after the big dinosaur has had its meal?

chilly silly billy says:

ennervy blips

Woman of Property says:

like metal bin lids swerling to a halt

Woman of Property says:

damn things

chilly silly billy says:

like xfiles aliens walking

Woman of Property says:

dont try your techno speak on me

Woman of Property says:

I dont thrive on it

Woman of Property says:

And I rarely respond, except in anger

Woman of Property says:

modern dino killing then

chilly silly billy says:

grrrr

chilly silly billy says:

well i better go since i have to meet a friend who is having their day of birth today

chilly silly billy says:

with synths

Woman of Property says:

eggs sell ant

chilly silly billy says:

yers

Woman of Property says:

i was about to say something similar

chilly silly billy says:

they do

Woman of Property says:

enjoy your evening

Woman of Property says:

regards to your master

Woman of Property says:

ariverderci bambini boland

chilly silly billy says:

i shall ... i am on a guest list

Woman of Property says:

tata!

chilly silly billy says:

po-tata

Is Boland right to play out a dino death scene to ambient clarinet? Or should he correct it to some kind of disturbing percussion jamboree? 

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