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Such is the enduring quality of friendship, myself and Boland are
reacquainted...
In this episode, Is Boland on the right track with his dinosaur music? Boland = chilly silly billy |
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chilly silly billy says:
so you baught summat chilly silly billy says: bought Woman of Property says: YEYYYYYYY!!! Woman of Property says: mine all mine all mine all mine Woman of Property says: greedy Nanas Woman of Property says: all mine chilly silly billy says: did you keepo the receipt in case it is the wrong size? Woman of Property says: house all for me Woman of Property says: mine mine mine Woman of Property says: oh Woman of Property says: no i didnee Woman of Property says: yats Woman of Property says: it will be big enough Woman of Property says: i can fit my whole body through the door and sit in it and get my sandwiches in there and everything Woman of Property says: lucky Nanas chilly silly billy says: you're only very wee Woman of Property says: me and sandwiches and handbag Woman of Property says: i might even be able to squeeze in the odd skinny chum Woman of Property says: hows things with you? chilly silly billy says: you have skinny chums? chilly silly billy says: i am stressed Woman of Property says: Is your body and soul working in gleaming harmony with the universal way of things? chilly silly billy says: much work addooo Woman of Property says: I have 1 skinny chum Woman of Property says: I must find more Woman of Property says: You are stressed about work? Woman of Property says: Too much work? Woman of Property says: Difficult wrk? chilly silly billy says: yes Woman of Property says: Work that has an unpleasant smell? Woman of Property says: All the above? chilly silly billy says: sort of... songwriting/recording chilly silly billy says: i'll have to become more skinny Woman of Property says: but surely this is your lifes dream? Woman of Property says: your love? Woman of Property says: where your talaent lies? Woman of Property says: ahh! Woman of Property says: you are nearing skinniness chilly silly billy says: yes... but deadlines are always bad Woman of Property says: you may enter the house of Nanas for tea and biscuits chilly silly billy says: i am not Woman of Property says: deadlines are a heinous invention chilly silly billy says: i am full of pasta Woman of Property says: you are not nearing skininess? Woman of Property says: more pasta? Woman of Property says: yuck! Woman of Property says: no - yumm chilly silly billy says: and pesta Woman of Property says: but "ooooh, feel bloated" chilly silly billy says: pesto Woman of Property says: zats ok Woman of Property says: quack Woman of Property says: I liked yur ambient track Woman of Property says: Twas enjoyable in an ambient may chilly silly billy says: thank you. Woman of Property says: You are welcome in the house of Nanas for Tea and Biscuit and Pasta and Pesto Woman of Property says: with the pest chilly silly billy says: i am writing another piece that is about eating baby dinosaurs Woman of Property says: Nanas Woman of Property says: WHO! Woman of Property says: WHO WHO??? Woman of Property says: Who ate that dinosaur Woman of Property says: And a baby one too!!!! Woman of Property says: so saaaaaaaadd chilly silly billy says: the other dinosaur... who is a killing machine chilly silly billy says: some of them have to be eaten and it is a failing of the bbc to kill any of the youngens Woman of Property says: why do you endorse this murderous project? Woman of Property says: naughty Woman of Property says: the bbc has run amuck with our license money again for sure for sure chilly silly billy says: i thought it was a problem with the bbc who try to depict eralism, but in the end it's all very american muck Woman of Property says: such tragedy for that baby dino to perish amid the joy of your tunes Woman of Property says: does the track fit? chilly silly billy says: nope.. there are no pictures since the baby always gets away... and this time it doesn't Woman of Property says: did dinosaurs originally perish to ambient musical tracks? Woman of Property says: oh no Woman of Property says: this time the baby will learn chilly silly billy says: this is orchestral... and yes they did Woman of Property says: big eyes and gurgling noises dont always hack it chilly silly billy says: it is already dead in a fit of clarinet playing Woman of Property says: How long does this funeral march last for? Woman of Property says: Is it a fast death? Woman of Property says: Or do clinky clonky bells drone on with each squirt of dino blood? chilly silly billy says: it is chased and the deathness lasts for a couple of seconds... and then the killer eats and leaves the rest for the gathering scavengers Woman of Property says: "dead in a fit of clarinet playing" chilly silly billy says: nope Woman of Property says: hmn, I might imagine clamouring cymbals for the scavengers chilly silly billy says: no blips on guitars Woman of Property says: frantic clanking of tinny stuff Woman of Property says: blips? chilly silly billy says: they are very cautious Woman of Property says: Is that all? Woman of Property says: But this is a rare feast surely? chilly silly billy says: that get louder Woman of Property says: A fresh baby dino chilly silly billy says: but they are still weary Woman of Property says: Even the babies must be of a medium to large meal size Woman of Property says: blips? Woman of Property says: no! Woman of Property says: clanking unnerving tinny noises chilly silly billy says: after the big dinosaur has had its meal? chilly silly billy says: ennervy blips Woman of Property says: like metal bin lids swerling to a halt Woman of Property says: damn things chilly silly billy says: like xfiles aliens walking Woman of Property says: dont try your techno speak on me Woman of Property says: I dont thrive on it Woman of Property says: And I rarely respond, except in anger Woman of Property says: modern dino killing then chilly silly billy says: grrrr chilly silly billy says: well i better go since i have to meet a friend who is having their day of birth today chilly silly billy says: with synths Woman of Property says: eggs sell ant chilly silly billy says: yers Woman of Property says: i was about to say something similar chilly silly billy says: they do Woman of Property says: enjoy your evening Woman of Property says: regards to your master Woman of Property says: ariverderci bambini boland chilly silly billy says: i shall ... i am on a guest list Woman of Property says: tata! chilly silly billy says: po-tata |
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Is Boland right to play out a dino death scene to ambient clarinet? Or should
he correct it to some kind of disturbing percussion jamboree?
VOTE NOW!
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